im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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