Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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