Grow some girl-balls and come out already
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
