whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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