shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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