dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Blood and glitter go together right?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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