bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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