Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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