we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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