? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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