So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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