did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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