I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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