The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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