I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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