So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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