i was born a porn star she said
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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