Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
