We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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