Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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