just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
