your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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