i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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