You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am available for nakedness
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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