So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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