i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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