Do you still have your period?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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