This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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