Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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