I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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