glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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