He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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