idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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