Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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