so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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