yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
