susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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