awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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