He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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