Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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