Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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