The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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