oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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