my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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