dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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