singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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