If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
