remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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