My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i now understand why vodka
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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