I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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