i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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