Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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