Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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