Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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