can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
This is my gift to your gina
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Randomize
