just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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