ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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