dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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